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J. C. Penney Date: Sent Wednesday, November 19, 2008 Category: None

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A man is standing on a street corner, waiting for a bus, when a young man walks by. The man says, "I like your shirt! Where did you get it?" The young man replies, "J. C. Penney."

A few moments later, another teenager runs by. The man says, "Those are really cool shoes! where did you get them?" The teen replies, "J. C. Penney."

Just minutes later, another strolls by. The man says, "Those are awesome shoes, and I like your hat. Where did you get them?" The boy replies, "J. C. Penney."

The man is very curious by now. But then, a teen runs by in nothing but underwear. The man is taken by surprise and questions, "What happened to you?"

The guy replies, "I'M J. C. PENNEY!!!"

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