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Wildcats Date: Sent Tuesday, December 16, 2008 Category: None

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It was the first week of school, and little Katie was sitting in her first grade classroom. The teacher was explaining about herself and said that she was a Kansas State Wildcat. She asked who else in the class was a Wildcat. The first graders didn't really know what she was talking about but, wanting to be just like their teacher, they all raised their hands except little Katie. The teacher asked Katie why she wasn't raising her hand and Katie responded, "Well, I'm proud to be a Kansas Jayhawk."

The teacher was slightly annoyed, so she asked Katie, "Why do you think you're a Jayhawk?"

Katie answered, "Well, my mommy's a Jayhawk and my daddy's a Jayhawk, so I'm a Jayhawk too."

The teacher, trying to catch her, asked, "If your mommy was a moron and your daddy was a moron, would that make you a moron?"

Without missing a beat, Katie responded, "No, then I would be a Wildcat."

Received from Mary.