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Before Date: Sent Wednesday, January 28, 2009 Category: None

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A sixth-grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell "before."

He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R."

The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?"

Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R."

Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." The teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?"

Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E."

"Excellent, Johnny. Now can you use it in a sentence?"

Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore."

Received from Becky Day.