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Thursday, December 26, 2024 |
Lone Ranger and Tonto Went Camping   
Date: Sent Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Category: None | Rating: 3.42/5 (456 votes)
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep.
Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, "Kemo Sabe, look at sky. What you see?"
The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of
planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's
it tell you, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent!"
Received from Ward Attaway.
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