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Children's Books That Didn't Make the Cut & Deductions Date: Sent Monday, January 17, 2000 Category: None

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Childrens Books that Didn't Make the Cut

1. You Are Different and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
4. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
5. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
6. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
7. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
8. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
9. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

Received from Mandy.

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The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.

Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."

"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker. "Because you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."

Received from Ladyhawke.