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Monday, April 21, 2025 |
Great Writer & Cheer Up!  
Date: Sent Wednesday, January 19, 2000
Category: None | Rating: 2.98/5 (97 votes)
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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional
level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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* The parachute company says you'll get a full refund.
* They say the house didn't float very far at all.
* We're all amazed that you go on living each day.
* Well, at least the operation was a partial success.
* The "National Enquirer" just loved those nude shots of you.
* The insects hardly touched your other eyebrow.
* The District Attorney says he only has a few more questions.
* At least the passenger side air bag inflated.
* Jenny Jones wants you for this "secret admirer show."
* The reward for your capture has reached fifty thousand dollars.
* At least we never thought you were guilty like that Jury did.
* The insurance pays the full book value ($312) for your 1956 T Bird.
* The thieves left the push lawn mower and hedge trimmers.
* Those Grand Juries always over-react. Don't worry about it.
* The boss said while you're sick, he'd do all your work personally.
Received from Joke du Jour.
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