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Glass of Water Date: Sent Monday, June 1, 2009 Category: None

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One night a father sent his son upstairs to bed. Five minutes later the boy screamed, ''Dad! Can you get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Be quiet and go to sleep.''

A minute later the boy screamed, ''Dad!! Can you PLEASE get me a glass of water?''

''No. You had your chance. Next time you ask, I'll come up there and spank you.''

A minute later the boy yelled, ''Dad, when you come up to spank me, can you bring me a glass of water?''

Received from Mikala.