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Monday, December 23, 2024 |
Church Bloopers Date: Sent Friday, October 9, 2009 Category: None | Rating: 3.03/5 (225 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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~ For the group of ladies called Moms Who Care and pray for the children in school. When their meeting was cancelled one week: There will be no Moms
who care this week.
~ A woman's blouse was found at a table in the middle of the usher appreciation dinner. If you lost your blouse, please come to the church
office.
~ A worm welcome to all who have come today.
~ Hymn: "I Love Thee My Ford."
~ Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
~ Diana and David request your presents at their wedding.
~ Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
~ We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
~ Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows.
~ Child care provided with reservations.
~ Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
~ Were you there when they laid Him in the bomb?
~ Christ is a member of Boy Scout Troop 36.
~ Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
~ My joke is easy and my burden is light.
~ I was hungry and you gave me something to eat; I was thirty and you gave me drink.
~ We are an autonomous body, operating under the hardship of Jesus Christ.
~ The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
~ The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Baines.
~ Boars of Trustees meet after church today.
~ We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
~ Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour.
~ All children are requested to bring fresh followers to decorate the cross for Easter Sunday.
~ The King's Bras will present a concert at our church this evening at 6:00 pm.
Received from FranCMT2.
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