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Eye Exams Date: Sent Monday, September 14, 2009 Category: None

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/* We neglected to include the URL to the 9/11 page in Friday's email. Sorry about that.

It is http://www.gcfl.net/911/

Have a great week! */

Eye-examination charts vary according to the manufacturer, but one thing they have in common is that they don't spell anything.

One day a patient came into my office for an ophthalmological exam. I asked him to read the 20/40 line of the eye chart, but obviously the letters FZBDE were mostly a blur to him. Finally he ventured a guess.

"I can't pronounce his name," the man said, "but I think he played football for Notre Dame."

Received from Ed.