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Army Training Date: Sent Friday, November 6, 2009 Category: None

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Our army physical-training program requires us to run two miles every other day in platoon formation. Being somewhat older than the other soldiers, I have trouble running faster than a ten-minute mile.

During a recent run, I was finding it difficult to complete the two miles without stopping, so I raised my hands high above my head to expand my diaphragm and gain my second wind.

Suddenly I heard a voice from behind me say, "Forget it, sergeant, we don't take prisoners."

--Contributed to Reader's Digest, "Humor In Uniform," by Lorrie Coffman

Received from Ed.