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Marine Recruiter Date: Sent Friday, February 5, 2010 Category: None

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Serving as a Marine recruiter in western North Carolina, I found a young man who met all the requirements and was ready to enlist. I explained the importance of being truthful on the application, and he began filling out his paper work. But when he got to the question "Do you own any foreign property or have any foreign financial interests?" he looked up at me with a worried expression. "Well," he confessed, "I do own a Toyota."

We enlisted him the next day.

-- Contributed to Reader's Digest, "Humor In Uniform," by MSgt. Patrick L. Jacks

Received from Ed.