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A Dining Pun
Date: Sent Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Category: None
Rating: 3.75/5 (222 votes)
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/* Thanks again for all the great positive feedback and donations! As usual, GCFL members are generous with kindness and dollars. I especially liked the note I received below:

"Hey John - I very rarely spend any dollar bills. I save them and once a year I trade them in and go on vacation - so you'll just have to 'settle' for a five dollar bill, OK? - Cheri in Oregon"

I like that idea. Thanks Cheri for the laugh and the donation!

Have a great day! */

I put some turnips, my eleven-year-old son's least-favorite vegetable, on his dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip.

I pointed out to him that if he'd eaten it earlier, he wouldn't have been left with its taste in his mouth at the end of the meal.

Thoughtfully, he replied, "I guess I was just trying to delay the inedible."

Received from Ed.


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