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Nine Out of Ten Date: Sent Friday, May 28, 2010 Category: None

Rating: 3.91/5 (317 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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I was meeting a friend in a bar and as I went in, I noticed two pretty girls looking at me.

"Nine," I heard one whisper as I passed.

Feeling pleased with myself, I swaggered over to my buddy and told him a girl had just rated me a nine out of ten.

"I don't want to ruin it for you," he said, "but when I walked in, they were speaking German."

Received from Ed.