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Starts with F Date: Sent Thursday, May 8, 2014 Category: None

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Determined to have one last, lazy day of fishing before summer's end, I purposely ignored the leaky faucet and the broken gate -- household projects that had awaited me all summer.

My wife asked, "What are you going to do today?"

I grinned and answered, "It starts with F and ends with ISH."

"Oh, good," she replied. "You're finally going to FinISH up those projects."

- from Reader's Digest, "Life In These United States," by Mike Mayberry

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.