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Is Everything Okay? Date: Sent Tuesday, September 22, 2020 Category: None

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Working on Capitol Hill, my husband was under constant pressure.

After one late-night session, he came home exhausted and went straight to bed. When I turned out the light, he sat up in a panic. "Is everything okay in the house?" he asked.

"Yes, honey," I answered. "I locked the doors and turned down the heat."

"That's good," he said, lying back down, his eyelids heavy. "What about the Senate?"

-- from Reader's Digest, "Life in These United States," by Marilyn Daines

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.