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Standing Watch Date: Sent Wednesday, January 5, 2011 Category: None

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While standing watch in the Coast Guard station in Juneau, Alaska, I got a call from the Navy in the city of Adak. They had lost contact with one of their planes, and they needed the Coast Guard to send an aircraft to go find it.

I asked the man where the Navy aircraft had last been spotted so we would know where to search.

"I can't tell you," the Navy man said. "That's classified."

- from Alfred Miles (via Reader's Digest)

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.