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Punny Riddles
Date: Sent Wednesday, October 16, 2013
Category: None
Rating: 2.35/5 (172 votes)
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What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
You have to been careful not to step in a poodle.

Why did the butcher make his sausages with meat at one end and corn meal at the other?
Because in hard economic times, it's difficult to make both ends meat.

Where do lawyers live?
In legal pads.

How do you make a skeleton laugh?
By tickling his funny bone.

When should baseball players wear armor?
When they play knight games.

What do clowns get paid?
Funny money.

What do dentists like most about amusement parks?
Molar coasters.

Why did the robber take a bath?
To make a clean get away!

- Stan Kegel

Received from William Brabant.


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