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The Town was So Small ...
Date: Sent Tuesday, August 27, 2019
Category: None
Rating: 3.00/5 (105 votes)
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The City Jail is called amoeba, because it only has one cell.

Main Street - one block long - dead ends in both directions.

McDonald's only has one Golden Arch.

The phone book has only one page.

The 7-11 is a 3&1/2 - 5&1/2.

The New Year's baby was born in October.

The ZIP code is a fraction.

The city limit signs are both on the same post.

Second Street is in the next town over.

There's no place to go that you shouldn't.

A "Night on the Town" takes only 11 minutes.

The mayor had to annex property to eat a foot-long hot dog.

Received from William Brabant.


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