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Dinner Party Date: Sent Tuesday, September 29, 2009 Category: None

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My dinner party was headed for disaster.

One man, an insurance salesman, was monopolizing the conversation with a lengthy account of recent litigation involving himself. Since two other guests were lawyers, I was becoming increasingly uneasy.

"In the end," the salesman concluded, "you know who got all the money."

I cringed.

"The lawyers!" he shouted.

There was embarrassed silence at the table. My heart was pounding until the wife of one lawyer said, "Oh, I love a story with a happy ending."

- from Reader's Digest, "Life in These United States," by Jane Ghegan

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.