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Sniper Date: Sent Thursday, October 10, 2013 Category: None

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General Baldwin had barely arrived in the forward area when a sniper's bullet removed a button from his shirt. He threw himself to the ground in terror. The men stood around with the greatest unconcern.

The general yelled at a passing sergeant. "Hey, isn't somebody going to kill that darned sniper?"

The sergeant looked down at the general and replied: "I guess not, general. We're scared that if we kill him, the enemy will replace him with somebody who really knows how to shoot."

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