View Funnies	Saturday, November 23, 2024

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

Born Salesman Date: Sent Tuesday, June 21, 2011 Category: None

Rating: 3.43/5 (189 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

I learned a lesson in marketing from a man who bought an old boat, a trailer, and a motor from me. "Thanks," he said as he loaded them up. "I'm planning to resell them."

Good luck, I thought. I had been trying to get rid of them for months. But when I ran into him a few weeks later, he'd sold everything.

"How did you manage that?" I marveled.

"I took out an ad: 'Heavy-duty boat trailer with free boat.' When the buyer came to get it, I asked if he had a motor. He said no. I told him I happened to have one in my garage. Bought that, too."

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.