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Tuesday, August 26, 2025 |
Kids Make Us Laugh, part 2  
Date: Sent Monday, March 6, 2000
Category: None | Rating: 4.05/5 (140 votes)
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THUMB SUCKING
A boy had reached four without giving up the habit of sucking his thumb, though his mother had tried everything from bribery to reasoning to painting
it with lemon juice to discourage the habit. Finally she tried threats, warning her son that, "If you don't stop sucking your thumb, your stomach is
going to blow up like a balloon." Later that day, walking in the park, mother and son saw a pregnant woman sitting on a bench. The four-year-old
considered her gravely for a minute, then spoke to her saying, "Uh-oh ... I know what you've been doing."
THE LORD'S PRAYER
A mother was teaching her 3-year-old the Lord's prayer. For several evenings at bedtime she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was
ready to solo. The mother listened with pride as she carefully enunciated each word, right up to the end of the prayer. "Lead us not into temptation,"
she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."
SO KEEP THE SINGING DOWN, OK?
A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?" One
bright little girl replied, "Because people are sleeping."
Received from JeaneneHea.
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