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It's So True Date: Sent Friday, July 6, 2012 Category: None

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- Hard work pays off later. Laziness pays off now!

- When you do a good deed, get a receipt, in case heaven is like the IRS.

- Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

- I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

- A closed mouth gathers no foot.

- The Bill of Rights (Void where prohibited by law)

- A fool and his money can throw a great party.

- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?

- Remember, half the people in the world are below average.

- What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

- Losing a wife/husband can be hard. In my case it was nearly impossible.

- The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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