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Fast Drinker Date: Sent Thursday, May 6, 2010 Category: None

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A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve beers, and starts drinking them as fast as he can.

The bartender asks, "Why are you drinking so fast?"

The guy replies, "You would be drinking fast if you had what I had."

The bartender asks, "What do you have?"

The guy replies, "No money."

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