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Miracle Diet
Date: Sent Wednesday, January 21, 2015
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Rating: 3.13/5 (131 votes)
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An overweight clerk consulted his doctor for advice. The doctor advised that the clerk run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would burn off as much as twenty pounds.

The clerk followed the doctor's advice and, after thirty days, was pleased to note a loss of twenty pounds.

The clerk phoned the doctor and thanked him for the wonderful advice that produced such effective results. At the end of the conversation, however, there was one last question:

"How do I get home, since I'm now 300 miles away?"

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