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New Viruses Date: Sent Monday, December 7, 2009 Category: None

Rating: 2.67/5 (191 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

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Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:

Verizon Virus: Every three minutes you'll hear an electronic voice asking, "Can you hear me now?"

AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you about the great features of the latest iPhone.

Sprint Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the Verizon and AT&T viruses.

Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:\>.

Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."

Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.

based on a joke from Reader's Digest

Received from Carolyn Mickelson.