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Saturday, November 23, 2024 |
New Viruses   
Date: Sent Monday, December 7, 2009
Category: None | Rating: 2.67/5 (191 votes)
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Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet:
Verizon Virus: Every three minutes you'll hear an electronic voice asking, "Can you hear me now?"
AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you about the great features of the latest iPhone.
Sprint Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you're paying too much for the Verizon and AT&T viruses.
Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attack -- once if by LAN, twice if by C:\>.
Politically Correct Virus: Never calls itself a "virus." Instead, it's an "electronic microorganism."
Government Spokesman Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
based on a joke from Reader's Digest
Received from Carolyn Mickelson.
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