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Crying Husband
Date: Sent Tuesday, May 4, 2010
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Rating: 1.83/5 (320 votes)
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One night, a wife wakes up in the middle of the night to find her husband in the kitchen, crying at the kitchen table.

"What's wrong, honey?"

He says, "Remember when we told your father you were pregnant, and he gave me two options: to marry you, or spend ten years in prison?"

"Yes, of course, and we've had several wonderful years of marriage since. But what's wrong?"

"I would have got out of prison today."

Received from Jamie Miles.


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