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Bridal Panic Date: Sent Friday, December 11, 2009 Category: None

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The day after a young couple had returned from their honeymoon, the bride called her mother in a panic.

"What's the matter, dear? Was the honeymoon dreadful?"

"No, but oh, Mama! As soon as we got home, he started using the most horrible language! Horrible four-letter words!"

"Darling, shh," said her mother. "Calm down and tell me what he said that was so awful."

"Oh, Mama, it's so embarrassing," cried the still sobbing bride. "He said words like COOK, IRON, WASH, DUST!"

Received from Joe.