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Cattle Guards Date: Sent Monday, March 29, 2010 Category: None

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It was reported years ago that a Washington bureaucrat sent a letter to the state of New Mexico requesting the number of cattle guards in the state. The state promptly responded and was told by Washington, "That's too many. You'll have to fire about half of them."

(A cattle guard is an obstruction in a gate that allows vehicles to pass but not cattle.)

Received from John Webb.