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Satan Date: Sent Thursday, October 21, 2010 Category: None

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The local minister of a large congregation was having church services early one Sunday morning. As he was doing so, in walked Satan dressed to the hilt. Fire was shooting out of his eyes, smoke was coming out of his nostrils, and he left burning footprints wherever he walked. The members of the congregation were so alarmed that they all ran out of the church in hopes of saving their souls.

But in the corner sat a slim little old man in his eighties. Satan walked up to him with fire all around him. "Are you not afraid of me?" Satan said in a deep voice.

"No, I am not," said the old man calmly.

"And why not?" asked Satan.

The old man looked at him and said, "I have been married to your sister for 60 years!"

Received from herm.