|
|
![]() | ![]() |
 |
|
View Funnies |
Sunday, November 24, 2024 |
Thanksgiving Short Jokes   
Date: Sent Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Category: Thanksgiving | Rating: 2.92/5 (193 votes)
Click a button to cast your vote
|
|
What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
Boy, I'm stuffed!
Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play!
Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!
Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Yes. A building can't jump at all!
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
What type of music did the Pilgrims like?
Plymouth Rock!
Why did the turkey cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off!
What key has legs and can't open doors?
A turkey!
What's the best thing to put into pumpkin pie?
Your teeth!
Received from John.
|
