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Mortgage Payment Date: Sent Wednesday, December 14, 2011 Category: None

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Finally, our last mortgage payment. To make a ceremony of it, we went to the bank and paid in person.

The teller processed everything and handed me the closing papers.

Heading for the door, I suddenly remembered a rebate check I'd brought along to cash.

I went back to the same teller. "Sorry, we can't do that," she explained. "You don't have an account here."

- from William Tamalis (via Reader's Digest)

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.