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Expecting Date: Sent Monday, April 6, 2015 Category: None

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We had been trying for a child for years, so I was ecstatic when I got up at five one morning, took a home pregnancy test, and found I was expecting.

"Richard," I yelled to my husband, "we're going to have a baby!"

"Great," he said and rolled over.

"How can you go back to sleep?"

Muttering into his pillow, he said, "I'm stocking up."

- from Judith Friedman (via Reader's Digest)

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.