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Slim Jim Tool
Date: Sent Tuesday, November 6, 2012
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First I had to work late. Then I discovered that I'd locked my keys in the car. But the last straw was learning that roadside service couldn't get a locksmith to me for at least two hours.

Finally the guy showed, looking exhausted.

As he struggled with my door, I joked, "Do those Slim Jim tools come in purse-size?"

"Yeah," he muttered. "They're called keys."

- from Jessica Zamadics (via Reader's Digest)

Received from Doc's Daily Chuckle.


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