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Saturday, May 17, 2025 |
Imponderables   
Date: Sent Tuesday, March 24, 1998
Category: None | Rating: 2.11/5 (359 votes)
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* Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
* Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
* How do I set my laser printer on stun?
* How is it possible to have a civil war?
* If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
* If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
* If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
* If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
* If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
* If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
* Why do they call them "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"?
* Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
* Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
* If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash,why isn't the whole airplane made out of the same stuff?
* Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
* If most car accidents occur within five miles of home, why doesn't everyone just move 10 miles away?
* If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
* Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?
* I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
* If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
Received from Matt M Demczko.
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