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Lion, Bear, and Pig Date: Sent Tuesday, February 22, 2011 Category: None

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A lion, a bear, and a pig meet in the woods.

The bear says, "When I blare, the forest trembles!"

The lion answers, "When I roar, the jungle shudders!"

The pig boasts, "When I cough, the whole planet is scared to death!"

Received from Kurt Arenhold.