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The Parrot Date: Sent Friday, July 5, 2013 Category: None

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A guy has a parrot who's always squawking and making snide remarks. One day he goes too far and the man grabs him and puts him in the freezer. The bird flaps around for a while and then gets quiet. The man fears the worst and opens the door.

"Let me out of here and I promise to be a better pet and never say anything like that again," the shivering parrot says. "By the way, what did that turkey do?"

Received from Chief Anderson.