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Friday, January 31, 2025 |
Dating Don'ts For Guys Date: Sent Thursday, April 27, 2000 Category: None | Rating: 3.08/5 (102 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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There are LOTS of ways to ruin a date. Here are a few things NOT to say on a date...
"I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired."
"I refuse to get cable. That's how they keep tabs on you."
"People say I remind them of Eddie Haskell."
"I used to come here all the time with my ex."
"I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it."
"Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour."
"I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look."
"And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest."
"It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am."
Received from Joke du Jour.
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