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Actuary vs. Mafia Date: Sent Tuesday, January 7, 2014 Category: None

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What's the difference between an insurance company actuary and a mafia actuary?

An insurance company actuary can tell you how many people will die this year; a mafia actuary can name them.

(Definition: actuary - a person who compiles and analyzes statistics and uses them to calculate insurance risks and premiums)

Received from ArcaMax Jokes.