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Silent Night? Date: Sent Monday, December 20, 2010 Category: Christmas

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Little Johnny ran up to his uncle's chair. "Uncle, tell me again - what do you want for Christmas?"

The uncle smiled and repeated, "I just want some peace and quiet."

Johnny's face drooped a bit as he replied, "I know, but I just came back from the mall and they're out of it!"

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