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Tuesday, January 28, 2025 |
World According to Frank & Ernest Date: Sent Tuesday, May 16, 2000 Category: None | Rating: 3.49/5 (121 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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Notice! Take lettuce from top of stack, or heads will roll!
Well, if Jerry Springer isn't educational TV, why does it make me feel so much smarter?
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
I tried to get in touch with my inner child but he isn't allowed to talk to strangers.
I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself.
We're lucky to have C-SPAN. Not many countries can watch their government in action.
Mountaintop Glue-Ru: "Stick to it! Stick with it! Stick it out! Stick to your guns! Stick up for yourself! ..."
I must be following my diet too closely. I keep gaining on it.
Welcome to Megacomputer's 24-hour helpline. If you have been waiting LESS than 24 hours, please remain on the line.
Whenever I'm in a mood to watch the world go by, I just keep to the posted speed limit.
Received from Stan Kegel.
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