View Funnies	Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Previous Funny

Email to a Friend

Archive Index

Random Funny

Printer friendly

Next Funny

The Engineer and the Frog Date: Sent Monday, May 22, 2000 Category: None

Rating: 4.39/5 (168 votes) Click a button to cast your vote

0 1 2 3 4 5

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will stay with you for one week." The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to the pocket.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you and do anything you want." Again the engineer took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket.

Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you that I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a week, and that I'll do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The engineer said, "Look, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend; but a talking frog, now that's cool."

Received from Linda A Russell.