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The Oldest Profession Date: Sent Thursday, April 8, 2010 Category: None

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A surgeon, an architect, and a lawyer are having a heated barroom discussion concerning which of their professions is actually the oldest. The surgeon says, "Surgery is the oldest profession. God took a rib from Adam to create Eve, and you can't go back further than that."

The architect says, "Hold on! In fact, God was the first architect when he created the world out of chaos in seven days, and you can't go back any further than THAT!"

The lawyer puffs his cigar and says, "Gentlemen, gentlemen -- who do you think created the CHAOS?"

Received from Pete Sawyer.