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Tuesday, November 26, 2024 |
Failed Businessman  
Date: Sent Thursday, April 29, 2010
Category: None | Rating: 1.98/5 (258 votes)
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A man has been in business for many years, and the business is going down the drain. He is seriously contemplating suicide and he doesn't know what to
do. He goes to the rabbi to seek his advice.
The man tells the rabbi about all of his problems in the business and asks what he should do. The rabbi says, "Take a beach chair and a Bible and put
them in your car and drive down to the edge of the ocean. Go to the water's edge. Take the beach chair out of the car, sit on it, and take the Bible
out and open it up. The wind will rifle the pages for a while and eventually the Bible will stay open at a particular page. Read the Bible and it will
tell you what to do."
The man does as he is told. He places a beach chair and a Bible in his car and drives down to the beach. He sits on the chair at the water's edge and
opens the Bible. The wind rifles the pages of the Bible and then stops at a particular page. He looks down at the Bible and sees what he has to
do.
Three months later, the man and his family come back to see the rabbi. The man is wearing a $1,000 Italian suit. His wife is all decked out with a
full-length mink coat and their child is dressed in beautiful silk. The man hands the rabbi a thick envelope full of money and tells him that he wants
to donate this money to the synagogue to thank the rabbi for his wonderful advice.
The rabbi is delighted. He recognizes the man and asks him what advice in the Bible brought this good fortune to him.
The man replies, "Chapter 11."
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