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Top 10 Signs You're Over the Hill Date: Sent Tuesday, August 6, 2019 Category: None

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1. When you sleep, people worry you're dead.

2. Your back goes out more than you do.

3. Your best friend is dating someone half his age and isn't breaking any laws.

4. You wear black socks with sandals.

5. Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.

6. It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.

7. Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.

8. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

9. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

10. You forget that you already had your 50th birthday.

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