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Monday, November 25, 2024 |
Stockbroker or Frog  
Date: Sent Friday, August 17, 2012
Category: None | Rating: 4.10/5 (158 votes)
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/* I would like to apologize for Tuesday's funny, "Getting In Late." Some of the language in that joke crossed our "clean" line, but I failed to
edit the funny as recommended by the editors before it went out. It has been edited on the web page and weekly digest. Thanks to those of you that
stayed with us despite being disappointed. I will work very hard not to let that happen again. - JP */
Two women were walking through the woods when a frog called out to them and said, "Help me, ladies! I am a stockbroker who, through an evil witch's
curse, has been transformed into a frog. If one of you will kiss me, I'll be returned to my former state!"
One woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and stuffed it inside her handbag. The other woman, aghast, screamed, "Didn't you hear him? If you
kiss him, he'll turn into a stockbroker!"
The second woman replied, "Sure, but these days a talking frog is worth more than a stockbroker!"
Received from ArcaMax Jokes.
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