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Tuesday, December 24, 2024 |
Kids Perceptions I Date: Sent Thursday, June 15, 2000 Category: None | Rating: 4.14/5 (139 votes) Click a button to cast your vote
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A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class. As she ran she prayed, "Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late! Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!" As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her
clothes dirty and tearing her dress. She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again. As she ran she once again began to pray, "Dear Lord,
please don't let me be late... But please don't shove me either!"
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A little girl became restless as the preacher's sermon dragged on and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother and whispered, "Mommy, if we give him
the money now, will he let us go?"
Received from Scott Neville.
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