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Traffic Jam Date: Sent Tuesday, January 25, 2011 Category: None

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A man is stopped in heavy traffic in Los Angeles and thinks, "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. We're not even moving."

Noticing a police officer walking down the highway between the cars, the man rolls down his window and says, "Excuse me, officer ... what's the holdup?"

"It's [fill in person you don't like]," says the cop. "He's all depressed. He's lying down in the middle of the highway and threatening to douse himself in gasoline and light himself on fire because he is flat broke. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him."

The man says, "A collection, huh? How much have you got so far?"

"So far ... ten gallons."

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