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Saturday, November 23, 2024 |
Classic Groaner: Buffalo   
Date: Sent Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Category: None | Rating: 1.93/5 (285 votes)
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Back in the 1960s, one animal rights group was outraged that open season had been declared on the great American buffalo to help thin the herd in and
near some of our national parks.
They began herding the buffalo (by helicopter) into holding pens. The buffalo would then be loaded onto railroad cars and shipped to places where
there were no buffalo.
One very smart buffalo named Gus decided that the holding pen was not the place for him, so he staged a mutiny. Gus and ten of his fellow buffalo
decided to make a break for it. They burst the gate of the holding pen and were free at last.
Early the next morning, they heard the sound of helicopters, so they hid. Deciding it was too dangerous to stay in the park area, they headed south,
toward Dallas, Texas. Grazing was not so good, so they came on farther south toward Houston. While at the Johnson Space Center, they learned about
Cape Canaveral. The pictures were great: plenty of water, plenty of grass, and no helicopters. Gus and his friends headed for Florida.
They found the Cape and grazed to their hearts' content each day. As they grazed, a rocket was being readied for launch on a nearby pad. The order
came for the area to be evacuated of all living animals. Gus and his friends continued to graze. To get them out of the area (for their own safety),
NASA sent in helicopters to round up the buffalo. Gus and his friends recognized the sound and began running. They took cover under the rocket. They
saw a man walking near the pad, so they climbed the tower and into the top stage of the rocket, which was about to go into orbit.
Since no one knew where the buffalo were, NASA assumed they were clear of the area and continued the countdown. As the rocket lifted off, Gus and his
friends became the "First herd shot around the world."
Received from Stan Kegel.
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