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Favorite Hymns Date: Sent Monday, October 11, 2010 Category: None

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The Dentist's hymn: Crown Him with Many Crowns

The Weatherman's hymn: There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

The Contractor's hymn: The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn: Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn: There Is a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn: Standing on the Promises

The Optometrist's Hymn: Open My Eyes that I May See

The IRS Agent's Hymn: I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn: Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn: Send the Light

The Shopper's Hymn: Sweet By and By

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For those who drive, if you must speed on the highway, please sing these.....

45mph: God Will Take Care of You

55mph: Guide Me, O thou Great Jehovah

65mph: Nearer My God to Thee

75mph: Nearer Still Nearer

85mph: This World Is Not My Home

95mph: Lord, I'm Coming Home

Over 100 mph: Precious Memories

Received from Timothy Anger.